Hello, hello, hello to all my adoring fans. It is I, your dear Count Olaf, greatest living actor, criminal mastermind, and soon to be possessor of the Baudelaire fortune. My life story is long and incredibly interesting, much more so than those three Baudelaire brats or those goody-two-shoes (shoeses....shoes....) at VFD, so if you like, you may ask me any question you have about myself and my many accomplishments.
Please, no autographs......Okay, maybe a few.
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